I’m sick. Hella hard to breathe through inflamed nostrils right now. I’ve been editing poems and doing layout designs all freaking day on the computer (CHAPBOOK IS COMING!), it feels like my eyeballs are about to bleed. This is not good. I’m too tired to post. So check out this commercial by Fisher Price. Shit is beyond hilarious. There are many things wrong with this though. How many can you count? It will still have you rolling by the end:
Vibrator gloves for kids? YAAAAAAAAAA BOYYYYY!

